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Waiter there's a terrorist in my soup!

-LARD


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".

Little-known Joe Fact Number Thirteen:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next weekend's Farm AID!

FIVE BANDS!
Stoateye the Dissatisfied Fish
Echidnaland
F-huge Silver Prong
Smashing Blackberries
White Baby
 . . . with Poetry readings by Bill Brasky

Wednesday June 8th -- LIVE at Red Rocks
It's Quoove Society
 .. with special guests Thin Sheep

Hoo Singers needs Timpani-player.
We play industrial, heavily influenced by
Jer Johnson and the Whales,
Woop Sluggy Dog,
and Dilaudin.  Contact Beelzebub at 555-7536.

You won't want to miss next Summer's L.A. Death Metal Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Bazookas for Pussy
O1
The Beastie Yellow Passages
The White Hot Bananas
Bugeye the Annoyed Quahog
 . . . with Liz Phair-- in a cage!

Cheers,
joe