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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 29:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wednesday February 29th -- LIVE at GreatWoods It's Homicidal Fizzy Giants .. with special guests William S. Burroughs Octet Call 555-7523 for tickets! | Drummer, looking for an opening. Experienced in disco, rhythm, and disco. I like techno, especially The Sonhood. Call Dave at 555-3656. |
Live at The Space!
LobsterBone
with
Echidna Roger!
N1!
and Rolling Elbow!
| Friday November 26th -- LIVE at Mama Josie's It's K9 .. with special guests Terminator Uniforms |
Cheers,
joe