Joseph Z Provo's Web Site

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-The Ramones


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Big Gillian Anderson Walks!  New, from Better Toyz. 

Cheers,
joe