Joe "Crimson" Provo's Expected Web Junk

There's something I don't like
about a band that always smiles.

-Dead Kennedys


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Eighty:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next year's Bumstock!

FIVE BANDS!
Altar Boy Position
Monster Panda
Kick the Cook
Grateful Fed
The Lydia Lunch Tribute Band
 . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage

Tonight at A Street Corner In Main South!
 Steve Reeves Project
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Steve Griffin (of Judas Preacher)!

Police Crusher
 LP release party with ...
Son Bayonet
 ... Free Beef Tallow at the door!

Rockin' the house this evening - 
Judas Rabbi 
with Pissing Potato Chips 
and StingPricks!!

Cheers,
joe