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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =#= Dames Et Cetera =#= Will Be Appearing at These Bars: 7/23 Eleni's Midnite Cafe 8/8 BioSphere Call 555-7132 for more info! | Tearin' it up next evening - Individuals United For Pollution with Elbow PianoSaurus and SpaceSlug!! Call 555-7229 for tickets! |
WAG extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Micro Happy Hamster | !!! Randee's Big Gut !!! Will Be Appearing at These Studios: 4/28 The Village Vanguard 9/30 UMASS Amherst 7/25 Lemuria's Springfest 9/22 The Above Club 5/10 Sir Morgan's Cove 2/25 The Wormtown Brewery 5/1 Enormous |
Cheers,
joe