Joe Provo's Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Get a life, not a lifestyle.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Sixteen:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Gruesome* TERROR of

  *** House of the Young Virgins ***

   Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Amulet of the Despicable Hussies ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe