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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Gorehound Tribute Band fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... TRx0x Eyebrow | You won't want to miss next Thursday's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Immense 91 Lashings Riding Arms 606 Nation DNS The Flesh Eating Brown Nuns . . . with Lou Reed-- in a cage! |
You won't want to miss this weekend's Tuberculosis Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Zinc Rod UDMA8 Brass Morphs to Aluminum The Warm Rutabegas Green Chaoflux . . . with S&M Knickers available at the concessions! | You won't want to miss this Monday's WPI Indiefest! FIVE BANDS! The M.C. Hoopy Hurricane Tribute Band Brown Tot Orange Robots Down with Fighters Husker Goo . . . with Mary juggling Four Tenos blindfolded! |
Cheers,
joe