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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 560:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Alden Hall Sub-Basement! Rolling Butts with a special solo mellow performance by Tom Servo (of Grinder)! Call (700) 555-9597 for tickets! | Fital performing for the first time with the masters of trip-hop: Front 011 |
Nickel Pee-Pee jammin' with ... DuPoo Dolls | Girlies Down Eight Blocks needs TR909-player. We play techno, heavily influenced by Bullshit Gods, Rhonda's Huge Penis, and Sed Can Dance. Contact Donato at 555-5782. |
Cheers,
joe