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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a shared restroom.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 20:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, a student was walking by the temple when she met a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to deep health?" The master answered: "When the horse is near the egg, then there shall be full justice." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe