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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Steve's Club!
Angry Wardens
with
Honkin' Spanking!
Molybdenum Choad!
and Mary and Rhonda!
| You won't want to miss this evening's "Just Say No To Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Kilroy in Chains Damp Ratio The Muppophone Boy Primus Priest Violation . . . with Interpretive Dance by M.C. Eye |
Tearin' it up this evening - The Poser Board with Bath Salts Lads and Overmen for The Abominable Snowman!! | The Arp Loogie headlining an all ages show with ... Dudes Sans Uniforms |
Cheers,
joe