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Word-of-the-Moment:
Zither is a fun word: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzithththththththter. Zither.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Two:
"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit New Ways Of Thinking, SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts, or the Straight Dope now.
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Baby Born with NO Tonsils. -- The Most Unusual Photos Ever Taken!
Cheers,
joe