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I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 60:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "BuzzPricks"
 with
RJSUQ
The Riding Mouths
 and Beta Version 909

Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "DJ Talk-a-Lot and the Hep Czar"
 with
The Hot Pumpkins
Violet Cleo
 and Funguseye the Miffed Pig

Tonight at Worcester State College!
 Voop Buffalo Dog and the Family Cement
 with a special solo folky performance by
Keanu Reeves (of Armies of India)!

Wednesday January 5th -- LIVE at Fenway Park
It's Spare Cat
 .. with special guests Tom-Tom Rampage

Cheers,
joe