Joe's Durn Web Site

That's Right! That's right, I'm on my lunch break sucker
all the way to five o'clock you hear me! And this is a personal phone call. That's right.

-Mojo Nixon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou vain spur-galled haggard, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou guts-griping flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock. I just like the way it sounds.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eleven:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out GweepNet.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Squinky Bob Flumere Eats!  New, from KidCo. 
Some assembly required.  

Cheers,
joe