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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Seven:
"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., the web-based online game Lost , or GweepCo; ASAP.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! FEEL the Sheer *Spine-Tingling* TERROR of *** Son of the Samurai G-Men *** And You'll Also See the Action-Packed *** Secret Ceremony of the Pagan Slaves *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe