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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Monday September 21st -- LIVE at The Village Vanguard It's Credible Dog .. with special guests Men Lacking Hip-Waders | Showing a rare moment of unity, "Thelma in Handcuffs" with Raimi's Angles The Disappointingly Bumpin' and German Industrial Giants: Altzeubzenuck Altweche |
You won't want to miss this year's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! GooverTonic The Eric Dolphy Two Lad Men's Retarded Tribe Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty DefTones The Chicken Soup . . . with Interpretive Dance by Steve Richardson | Protest Against The Elevator appearing for one time only with ... Apgeubachs Heissflogflogwankachswankeinspan |
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