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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 3:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Labour Day! DON'T MISS this Bone-Chilling Feature! *** Pit of the Samurai Tse-tse Flies *** Together With the Equally Scary *** Circus of the Psionic Eunuchs from Transylvania *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Unearthly climbing sequence!
Cheers,
joe