JZP's Random Web Louou

You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock 'til you see red

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou currish reeky tickle-brained maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant rough-hewn lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Forklift Day:
 Krakatoa Playset, for Byron Allen Gang and friends 
   and new Mutant Mz. Manager! 
 
Craig Pierantozzi says "Soup is Good Food". 

Cheers,
joe