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"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Bucket Tribe performing for the first time in America with the masters of gospel: Mighty Gator | The Above Club extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Nasty Dolphin Call (441) 555-6357 for tickets! |
Vocalist, looking for gigs. Experienced in space music, goth-ska, and honky tonk. I like rhumbacore, especially Septemberheads. Call Laura at (995) 555-9703. | Singer, looking to jam with. Experienced in sound, rock, and bluegrass. I like acid jazz, especially Hippoface. Call Kilroy at 555-6646. |
Cheers,
joe