Joe Provo's Durn Web lou-WOW!

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson


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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Six:
He has never tried to kill ANYONE with a forklift.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Monday September 21st -- LIVE at The Village Vanguard
It's Credible Dog
 .. with special guests Men Lacking Hip-Waders

Showing a rare moment of unity, "Thelma in Handcuffs"
 with
Raimi's Angles
The Disappointingly Bumpin'
 and German Industrial Giants: Altzeubzenuck Altweche

You won't want to miss this year's Live AID!

FIVE BANDS!
GooverTonic
The Eric Dolphy Two
Lad Men's Retarded Tribe
Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty DefTones
The Chicken Soup
 . . . with Interpretive Dance by Steve Richardson

Protest Against The Elevator
 appearing for one time only with ...
Apgeubachs Heissflogflogwankachswankeinspan

Cheers,
joe