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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 9:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a precocious student was walking by the road when he came upon a wise master. Said the student to the master: "How can I experience beauty?" Upon hearing this, the master bounced a thistle off the student's ear. In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe