The Catfish's Questionable Web lou-WOW!

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted toad-spotted minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty droning tardy-gaited lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eighty-Nine:
He produced MW Rep's staging of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts; ASAP.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Week's Hottest Toy!
 Swimming Pool and Contract Disputing Alfred Hitchcock!
From Beatrice, LLC's Arnold Schwarzenegger Chia Mack Truck and friends.

Cheers,
joe