Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Transmogrifying Web Louou

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 5:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Better Stuff!
 Groovy Geo Metro for Havoc Corps! 
Still legal in seven states!  

Cheers,
joe