"Catfish" Joe's Perpetually Transforming Pages

I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly unchin-snouted flap-dragon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank clay-brained flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 1:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Lockheed-Martin!
 Retro Bifurcatin' Cow's Blood for Havoc Gang! 
Still legal in five states!  

Cheers,
joe