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"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at BioSphere! the Queers with a special solo a capella performance by Jer Johnson (of Jews United Against Lads For Malaise)! | Blue Grrrrl shakin' the foundations with ... Bulldoggish G ... Free Heroin at the door! |
Tonight at Durgin Hall! Stoat Blazers with a special solo unplugged performance by Lou Reed (of Sleep-Deprived Babe)! Call 555-2491 for tickets! | Kickin' it one time old school next year - ELEET Echidna with Mouse Penis and WerewolfBone!! |
Cheers,
joe