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Word-of-the-Moment:
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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eleven:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Squinky Bob Flumere Eats! New, from KidCo. Some assembly required.
Cheers,
joe