Joe "Catfish" Provo's Accreting Page

Credo quia absurdum.


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These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Falling Club(tm)s Crush Jimmy Carter! -- Photo of the Year!

Cheers,
joe