Joe "Crimson" Provo's Often Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

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-Sparks


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Little-known Joe Fact Number Fourteen:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s showing (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting the Straight Dope; ASAP.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Wembley Stadium!
 Judge Floyd Cure
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Lydia Lunch (of ELEET KoalaFishMutantBird Automobile)!

Live at Store Twenty-Four On Highland!
 Fiberglass Morphs to Steel
 with
Honkin' Wasp Tree!
  DJ Soopa-Buggin'!
    and Gazelle the Plastic Piston!

Tonight at Rocky Point!
 Tape Deck
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Steve Reeves (of Dissed White Telecasters)!

Foxboro Stadium extended set this Friday.
 Two hours of the Gorehounds

Cheers,
joe