Crimson's Modulating Crap

Critical thinking is vital.


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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Lieutenant Arrest-me Red! New from IBM.  

Cheers,
joe