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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Six:
"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema! You WON'T Want to Miss *** Anguish of the Teenaged Beatniks *** And don't miss Natalie Wood's last role in *** Carnival of the Evil Hippies *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Smell-O-Vision... you can tell quality when it smells!!!
Cheers,
joe