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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Surfing Asses takin' the stage with ... Mike's Squeezebox Bumpin' Boy ... Free Chicken in a Biskit at the door! | -*- Bunky See, Drunkie Do -*- Will Be Appearing at These Hep Pubs: 12/1 UMASS Amherst 11/8 A.F. McStaggers |
Performing for the first time, "Green Girl" with Rampage Against The Mailbox Werewolf Prod and The Chicken Soup Call (388) 555-1286 for tickets! | The Lukewarm Lemons united for the last time on stage with ... CCC |
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