The Catfish's Mutating Junk

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Current... 
 From Radio City Music Hall... 
   the latest in Maas-Neotek's Happy Fun Ball line ...
       Jonas Grumby! 

Cheers,
joe