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Word-of-the-Moment:
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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out Bill Marrs, netcowboy, or the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | VooverPhonic showing a rare moment of unity with the masters of klingon opera: 2 Nasty 2 Quit | Some Little Fleets kickin' it one time old school with ... Poets |
Plaster Mosque Screamers takin' the stage with the masters of music: U1 Call 555-4351 for tickets! | The Artists Formerly Known as the The tearin' it up with the masters of industrial: Boomtown Skunk ELEETStars |
Cheers,
joe