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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cold afternoon, a student encountered a sage by the road. Said the student to the master: "How can I know full understanding?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up a branch and hit the student seven times. Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe