The Catfish's Site

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Three-Hundred and Seven:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Airline Pilot Lives Secret Life as a Fast Food Employee!

Cheers,
joe