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Little-known Joe Fact Number Four:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | United for the first time on stage this year - The DOStones with The UART Poots and Rectangle!! Call 555-6387 for tickets! | Tonight at Altamont Speedway! The Harmonica Stooge with a special solo acoustic performance by Ben Goodwin (of Ear Fighter)! |
You won't want to miss next Monday's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Persisting B Green Cosey Slow Babies Down the Street German Industrial Giants: Unterienspan Anteube Throover . . . with live demos of body piercing by Bob Vila! | >>> Cronenberg's Coordinates <<< Will Play at These Pubs: 2/27 Rocky Point 1/25 The Gweepdome Call 555-8729 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe