"Catfish" Joe's Perpetually Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

The World Ends TOMORROW -- and You May Die!

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What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Friday October 9th -- LIVE at Alden Hall Sub-Basement
It's Scrawny Panda
 .. with special guests Donato in Enemas

Takin' the stage, "Nif-T Panda"
 with
Tot Men's Crippled Band
The Artist Formerly Known as Noah Vawter
 and Thunder Wombat Mailbox

Takin' the stage, "Mouse the Half Gasket"
 with
The Lukewarm Slime Molds
P1
 and One Mile Hinges
Call 555-9671 for tickets!

Performing for the first time, "The Plunkees"
 with
Release Candidate 505
One Parsec Fasteners
 and Punky See, Junkie Do

Cheers,
joe