Catfish's Durn Web lou-WOW!

My pillow screams too

-Throwing Muses


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering rude-growing mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant ill-breeding maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 6:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a student was walking by the river when he met a sage.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I experience knowledge?"
Said the master: "When the silence is surrounded by the solitude, then there shall be night."
At that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe