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Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
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"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Molest the Rock Star fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Cop Eater ... Free Dilaudin at the door! Call (522) 555-8810 for tickets! | =#= Led Can Twist =#= Will Be Appearing at These Stupid Cafes: 10/6 Becker College 12/9 Astro Subs Call (369) 555-5346 for more info! |
Joe's Calculator shakin' the foundations with the masters of swing: Preacher Edward Baobab | Wednesday March 8th -- LIVE at The Greendale Mall It's Spread Can Breakdance .. with special guests Swoop Koala Dog |
Cheers,
joe