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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 57:
"For some people a "discussion" is like intercourse -- it requires friction."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tire Kneecap tearing down the walls with the masters of hardcore: Front 071 | Blasting Lemons needs Didgeridoo-player. We play bluegrass, heavily influenced by The Herbie HanRod Organization, the Loogies, and Schloppy and the Bleizenzeug Bleiienuchs Philharmonic Orchestra. Contact Iggy at 555-3175. |
Seep White performing for the first time with the masters of party: SpaceQuahog | Yodeling Clams united for the last time on stage with ... Gem Confessional Pilots |
Cheers,
joe