jprovo's Frequently Unfolding Web Louou

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling rough-hewn scut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious unchin-snouted foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Four:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One cold afternoon, a student encountered a sage by the road.
Said the student to the master: "How can I know full understanding?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a branch and hit the student seven times.
Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe