Catfish's Frequently Transforming Crap

the victims have been bled
red velvet lines the black box

-Bauhaus


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied fat-kidneyed goatish common-kissing vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
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Well-known Crimson Fact Number Two:
His initials are the FAA code for Pickens County Airport in Jasper (GA), which he has never visited.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, the web-based online game Lost , or the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a young disciple was walking by the woods when he came upon a sage.
Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of joy?"
Said the master: "When the sunset is known by the fig, then there shall be ox."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe