Joe Provo's Web Stuff

Critical thinking is patriotic.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly bat-fowling nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou flap-mouthed bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Twelve:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from HondoTRONIX!
 Band Saw, for Crusher Gang series 
   and new Starving Felix the Cat! 
 
Sidney Poitier reminds you "Smoking is cool".
Some assembly required. 

Cheers,
joe