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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 25:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Bucket Tribe
 performing for the first time in America with
 the masters of gospel:
Mighty Gator

The Above Club extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of Nasty Dolphin
Call  (441) 555-6357 for tickets!

Vocalist, looking for gigs.
Experienced in space music, goth-ska,
and honky tonk.  I like rhumbacore, especially
Septemberheads.
Call Laura at  (995) 555-9703.

Singer, looking to jam with.
Experienced in sound, rock,
and bluegrass.  I like acid jazz, especially
Hippoface.
Call Kilroy at 555-6646.

Cheers,
joe