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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at The Penitentiary!
Father Machine Gun
with
2 Buggin' 2 Cease!
Amphetamine!
and Thrash Chameleon Infestation!
| Live at Red Rocks!
Rich Tots on Nutrasweet
with
Molybdenumland!
The Nephewhood!
and DJ Forbidden Donut Dealer and the Massive Congressman!
|
Live at GreatWoods!
Retarded Happy Hamsters
with
Shoe Horn!
Massive Leopard Razor!
and The Ghods!
| Will Play at These Studios: 11/1 The Mad Raven 3/7 The Village Vanguard Call 555-9469 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe