Joe "Catfish" Provo's Growing Web Grunk

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning hedge-born varlot, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped fool-born varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting Ian Heavens Memorial, the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam, or the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cheers,
joe