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Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Eighty:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next year's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Altar Boy Position Monster Panda Kick the Cook Grateful Fed The Lydia Lunch Tribute Band . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage | Tonight at A Street Corner In Main South! Steve Reeves Project with a special solo acoustic performance by Steve Griffin (of Judas Preacher)! |
Police Crusher LP release party with ... Son Bayonet ... Free Beef Tallow at the door! | Rockin' the house this evening - Judas Rabbi with Pissing Potato Chips and StingPricks!! |
Cheers,
joe