Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out Bill Marrs, netcowboy, or the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
VooverPhonic
 showing a rare moment of unity with
 the masters of klingon opera:
2 Nasty 2 Quit

Some Little Fleets
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
Poets

Plaster Mosque Screamers
 takin' the stage with
 the masters of music:
U1
Call 555-4351 for tickets!

The Artists Formerly Known as the The
 tearin' it up with
 the masters of industrial:
Boomtown Skunk ELEETStars

Cheers,
joe