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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Six:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to Scott Lesser or you visit some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Flood of '93 Faked! "Elwood Blues Told Me So," Con Man Claims.
Cheers,
joe