Joe "Crimson" Provo's Perpetually Unfolding Stuff

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit the online game Urban Dead or visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Pagan Bees ***

   And don't miss Tor Johnson's last role in

   *** Torture Chamber of the Paranormal Eunuchs from Andromeda ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Amazing climbing Sequence!

Cheers,
joe