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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Seventeen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Blue Note! Raimi's Areas with a special solo acoustic performance by Steve Richardson (of The TeeWee's)! | Sound Woman, looking for gigs. Experienced in big band, beat, and space music. I like klingon opera, especially Chemical Nephews. Call Reginald at 555-3118. |
Grateful Red needs Sound Woman. We play filk, heavily influenced by Nitol, Stupid Wombats, and Metric Cock Ring. Contact Donato at 555-8723. | Wednesday February 30th -- LIVE at A.D. Barnicles It's DJ Nif-T Tick One's Society .. with special guests The Niecehood |
Cheers,
joe