Joe "Catfish" Provo's Random Web Louou

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou rank knotty-pated varlot, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou surly ill-nurtured clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Nineteen:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere, the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications, or Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Got the Bends? Throw Sushi at Midgets!

Cheers,
joe