Joseph Z Provo's Perpetually Growing Web Junk

A stare is woth a thousand biting phrases; see how stupid you are.

-Dead Kennedys


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning fool-born malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking sheep-biting gudgeon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Obligatory

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Seventeen:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Blue Note!
 Raimi's Areas
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Steve Richardson (of The TeeWee's)!

Sound Woman, looking for gigs.
Experienced in big band, beat,
and space music.  I like klingon opera, especially
Chemical Nephews.
Call Reginald at 555-3118.

Grateful Red needs Sound Woman.
We play filk, heavily influenced by
Nitol,
Stupid Wombats,
and Metric Cock Ring.  Contact Donato at 555-8723.

Wednesday February 30th -- LIVE at A.D. Barnicles 
It's DJ Nif-T Tick One's Society
 .. with special guests The Niecehood

Cheers,
joe