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Well-known Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
National Inquisitor Editor-in-Chief Bludgeoned. Steve Richardson Named as Replacement!
Cheers,
joe