Joe Provo's Frequently Updating Web Crap

I want an ANGRY MEAL

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing dizzy-eyed horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 3:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre's production of Blue Window (1990).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again... before it is too late.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Labour Day!

   DON'T MISS this Bone-Chilling Feature!

  *** Pit of the Samurai Tse-tse Flies ***

   Together With the Equally Scary

   *** Circus of the Psionic Eunuchs from Transylvania ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Unearthly climbing sequence!

Cheers,
joe