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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Mad Raven! AroundGaia with a special solo hypnotic performance by Monica Lewinsky (of The Politicians)! | The Spelunkees tape release party with ... Gray-Mauve Color Blind Medicine ... Free Valium at the door! |
You won't want to miss this weekend's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Battle Creek Rockabilly House Z.Z. Bop Killing Honey Mustard & Onion Sourdough Pretzels Meteorite Sanctuary Posers Noove Group . . . with the vicious Joe Provo! | You won't want to miss next Monday's Despair Benefit! FIVE BANDS! The Supervisors Raging Bosses Bird the Broken Bolt Stalactite Steeple Pilots Kids Etc. . . . with the vicious Thelonius Monk! |
Cheers,
joe