Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish idle-headed lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous hedge-born giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Fourty-One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out GweepNet or that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a disciple came upon a sage by the stream. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to complete virtue?" The master answered: "When the quiet is covered with the darkness, then there shall be enlightenment." After puzzling over this for weeks, bright young student became the master.
Cheers,
joe