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Little-known Joe Fact Number Fourteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the Straight Dope; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Wembley Stadium! Judge Floyd Cure with a special solo unplugged performance by Lydia Lunch (of ELEET KoalaFishMutantBird Automobile)! | Live at Store Twenty-Four On Highland!
Fiberglass Morphs to Steel
with
Honkin' Wasp Tree!
DJ Soopa-Buggin'!
and Gazelle the Plastic Piston!
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Tonight at Rocky Point! Tape Deck with a special solo mellow performance by Steve Reeves (of Dissed White Telecasters)! | Foxboro Stadium extended set this Friday. Two hours of the Gorehounds |
Cheers,
joe