Joseph Z Provo's Durn Web lou-WOW!

I Don't Wanna Be a Pinhead No More

-The Ramones


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless earth-vexing nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou reeky full-gorged maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 8:
He once interviewed Worcester band Thin Red Line on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library and checking out GweepNet.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One foggy afternoon, a bright young student was walking by the stream when she came upon a wise master.
The student humbly said,  "What is the secret to virtue?"
Said the master: "When the light is close to the sunset, then there shall be stick."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe