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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "BuzzPricks" with RJSUQ The Riding Mouths and Beta Version 909 | Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "DJ Talk-a-Lot and the Hep Czar" with The Hot Pumpkins Violet Cleo and Funguseye the Miffed Pig |
Tonight at Worcester State College! Voop Buffalo Dog and the Family Cement with a special solo folky performance by Keanu Reeves (of Armies of India)! | Wednesday January 5th -- LIVE at Fenway Park It's Spare Cat .. with special guests Tom-Tom Rampage |
Cheers,
joe