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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 7:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a young seeker saw a sage by the marketplace. The student humbly said, "What is the nature of complete compassion?" Upon hearing this, the master struck the student with his hand. Meditating years on this, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe