Joe Provo's Perpetually Fluctuating Page

Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Seventeen:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Whomping Whaley
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Parent Maimer
 ... Free Vitamins at the door!

  ===  The Red Hot Cherries ===
Will Be Appearing at These Stages:
3/29          Kirkland Cafe 
8/23          The Village Vanguard 
2/23          Mama Josie's 
10/21          Moe's 
Call 555-6854 for more info!

Chemical Nieces
 tearin' it up with ...
Fly Monster

Beat Crusade
 headlining an all ages show with
 the masters of rockabilly:
The UDMA Poots

Cheers,
joe