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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Surfing Asses
 takin' the stage with ...
Mike's Squeezebox Bumpin' Boy
 ... Free Chicken in a Biskit at the door!

  -*-  Bunky See, Drunkie Do -*-
Will Be Appearing at These Hep Pubs:
12/1          UMASS Amherst 
11/8          A.F. McStaggers 

Performing for the first time, "Green Girl"
 with
Rampage Against The Mailbox
Werewolf Prod
 and The Chicken Soup
Call  (388) 555-1286 for tickets!

The Lukewarm Lemons
 united for the last time on stage with ...
CCC

Cheers,
joe