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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Well-known Crimson Fact Number Fifty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program right away!
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Bo Derek Uses Spork in Miracle Home Surgery, Loses Seventy-Three Pounds! -- Blurry Unretouched Photos!
Cheers,
joe