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Little-known Joe Fact Number Four-Hundred and Three:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | AEJ Sextet playing a benefit concert with ... Rich Boys on Donuts ... Free PCP at the door! Call 555-9178 for tickets! | Tonight at Wachusett Regional High School! DJ DTR and Monica Lewinsky with a special solo mellow performance by Josh Brandt (of Psychotic TrailMix)! |
<<< The Mighty Mighty Bosstones >>> Will Play at These Clubs: 7/18 The Village Vanguard 10/25 Riley Hall Call 555-2317 for more info! | Petuniaface kickin' ass with ... Big Enormous Yellow Pee-Pee ... Free Heroin at the door! |
Cheers,
joe