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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Friday October 9th -- LIVE at Alden Hall Sub-Basement It's Scrawny Panda .. with special guests Donato in Enemas | Takin' the stage, "Nif-T Panda" with Tot Men's Crippled Band The Artist Formerly Known as Noah Vawter and Thunder Wombat Mailbox |
Takin' the stage, "Mouse the Half Gasket" with The Lukewarm Slime Molds P1 and One Mile Hinges Call 555-9671 for tickets! | Performing for the first time, "The Plunkees" with Release Candidate 505 One Parsec Fasteners and Punky See, Junkie Do |
Cheers,
joe