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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Little-known Joe Fact Number Thirteen:
"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next weekend's Farm AID! FIVE BANDS! Stoateye the Dissatisfied Fish Echidnaland F-huge Silver Prong Smashing Blackberries White Baby . . . with Poetry readings by Bill Brasky | Wednesday June 8th -- LIVE at Red Rocks It's Quoove Society .. with special guests Thin Sheep |
Hoo Singers needs Timpani-player. We play industrial, heavily influenced by Jer Johnson and the Whales, Woop Sluggy Dog, and Dilaudin. Contact Beelzebub at 555-7536. | You won't want to miss next Summer's L.A. Death Metal Festival! FIVE BANDS! Bazookas for Pussy O1 The Beastie Yellow Passages The White Hot Bananas Bugeye the Annoyed Quahog . . . with Liz Phair-- in a cage! |
Cheers,
joe