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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Seven:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New from Tomy! Cloak for Jazz Musician Hellspawn Scab Homemaker! From Snooty Toys's Anteater-Gang line.
Cheers,
joe