The Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

Critical thinking is vital.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly pox-marked bat-fowling hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny onion-eyed minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

UT! UT!!

Little-known Joe Fact Number Four-Hundred and Three:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
AEJ Sextet
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Rich Boys on Donuts
 ... Free PCP at the door!
Call 555-9178 for tickets!

Tonight at Wachusett Regional High School!
 DJ DTR and Monica Lewinsky
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Josh Brandt (of Psychotic TrailMix)!

  <<<  The Mighty Mighty Bosstones >>>
Will Play at These Clubs:
7/18          The Village Vanguard 
10/25          Riley Hall 
Call 555-2317 for more info!

Petuniaface
 kickin' ass with ...
Big Enormous Yellow Pee-Pee
 ... Free Heroin at the door!

Cheers,
joe