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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Seventeen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Whomping Whaley showing a rare moment of unity with ... Parent Maimer ... Free Vitamins at the door! | === The Red Hot Cherries === Will Be Appearing at These Stages: 3/29 Kirkland Cafe 8/23 The Village Vanguard 2/23 Mama Josie's 10/21 Moe's Call 555-6854 for more info! |
Chemical Nieces tearin' it up with ... Fly Monster | Beat Crusade headlining an all ages show with the masters of rockabilly: The UDMA Poots |
Cheers,
joe