The Catfish's Transmogrifying Junk

If you've got a blacklist,
I want to be on it

-Billy Bragg


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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Fourty-One:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend checking out Current Weather Conditions in the CSL and checking out netcowboy.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  =#=  Dames Et Cetera =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Bars:
7/23          Eleni's Midnite Cafe 
8/8          BioSphere 
Call 555-7132 for more info!

Tearin' it up next evening - 
Individuals United For Pollution 
with Elbow PianoSaurus 
and SpaceSlug!!
Call 555-7229 for tickets!

WAG extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of Micro Happy Hamster

  !!!  Randee's Big Gut !!!
Will Be Appearing at These Studios:
4/28          The Village Vanguard 
9/30          UMASS Amherst 
7/25          Lemuria's Springfest 
9/22          The Above Club 
5/10          Sir Morgan's Cove 
2/25          The Wormtown Brewery 
5/1          Enormous

Cheers,
joe