The Catfish's Perpetually Mutating Web Page

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering weather-bitten flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou churlish tickle-brained tardy-gaited haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a large gathering of people you barely know in a state without indoor plumbing, for immoral purposes.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Twenty:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out Jack Jansen and you visit the art of Matt Towler. right away!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Bob Moog Died From Eating Mangoes in Syrup", Claims Ray Drueke. -- Secret Microsoft Agent Tells All.

Cheers,
joe