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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema! Based upon TRUE events... *** Trance of the Sex Crazed Pods from the Wedge *** And Larry "Bud" Melman Returns as "Mrs Pap Shmear" in *** Despicable Hounds *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
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joe