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I said, everybody falls down

-Throwing Muses


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)

Little-known Joe Fact Number Four:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit the Straight Dope now.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
United for the first time on stage this year - 
The DOStones 
with The UART Poots 
and Rectangle!!
Call 555-6387 for tickets!

Tonight at Altamont Speedway!
 The Harmonica Stooge
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Ben Goodwin (of Ear Fighter)!

You won't want to miss next Monday's Bumstock!

FIVE BANDS!
Persisting B
Green Cosey
Slow Babies Down the Street
German Industrial Giants: Unterienspan Anteube
Throover
 . . . with live demos of body piercing by Bob Vila!

  >>>  Cronenberg's Coordinates <<<
Will Play at These Pubs:
2/27          Rocky Point 
1/25          The Gweepdome 
Call 555-8729 for more info!

Cheers,
joe