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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 17:
"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a disciple was walking by the stream when he came upon a master. The student humbly said, "What is the nature of awareness?" The master picked up a rock and hit the student. After puzzling over this for days, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe