Crimson's Crap

Sure as you can't steer a train
You can't change your fate

-They Might Be Giants


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 560:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Alden Hall Sub-Basement!
 Rolling Butts
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Tom Servo (of Grinder)!
Call  (700) 555-9597 for tickets!

Fital
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of trip-hop:
Front 011

Nickel Pee-Pee
 jammin' with ...
DuPoo Dolls

Girlies Down Eight Blocks needs TR909-player.
We play techno, heavily influenced by
Bullshit Gods,
Rhonda's Huge Penis,
and Sed Can Dance.  Contact Donato at 555-5782.

Cheers,
joe