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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | >>> Howling Lice <<< Will Play at These Clubs: 6/27 Astro Subs 8/11 The Colliseum 5/19 The Rat | Tonight at The Gweepdome! Quackery Group with a special solo acoustic performance by Craig Pierantozzi (of Monster Gear)! |
DST tearin' it up with ... Huge Tool Call 555-1698 for tickets! | Front 161 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Line Call (625) 555-2810 for tickets! |
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joe