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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead or that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler. now.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... A Throat-Gripping TRUE story! *** Torture of the Bloody Scorpions *** With the Bone-Chilling Second Feature *** Fury of the Souless Gladiators *** Free Condoms will be given to Everyone in the first ten rows!
Cheers,
joe