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What is FNORD? FNORD is the aisle you never go down at Eckerd's, because so far you've been lucky enough to retain continence.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 5:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! FEEL the Sheer *Action-Packed* TERROR of *** Day of the Insane Pig Men from Ground Zero *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Solstice of the Insane Butchers *** Flintstone Vitamins WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe