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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Sixty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit my friend, Scott Lesser; ASAP.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a student saw a sage by the river. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I find peace?" The master picked up his cane and struck the student three times. Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe