Catfish's Fluctuating Web lou-WOW!

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places

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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Thirty-Eight:
He briefly played guitar.

"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. right away!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Unearthly* TERROR of

  *** Daughters of the Psionic Vixens ***

   With GoiterGuy! Also

   *** Death of the Cesium Fiends from DAKA ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.