Joe "Crimson" Provo's Pages

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

-Ancient Chinese proverb


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy-Three:
He drinks copious amounts of coffee.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Sin of the Spooky Damned ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Scary

   *** Dracula's Mad Nymphettes ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!

Cheers,
joe