Crimson's Perpetually Fluctuating Web Page

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."

-HP Lovecraft


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou unmuzzled fool-born boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit netcowboy and checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Spamming Captain Havoc! New from Lockheed-Martin, Co..  
Imagination not included.  

Cheers,
joe