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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Supervisor Festerer ripping the roof off with the masters of industrial: The Grandmotherhood | Tickeye the Bothered Tiger headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Lizardface |
Saturday August 3rd -- LIVE at MIT It's The FCC .. with special guests Doo Fuckers Call (343) 555-9446 for tickets! | Worcester State College extended set this Thursday. Four hours of The Thelonius Junk Six |
Cheers,
joe