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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 504:
"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU: Experience the *Sphincter-Clenching* terror of *** Lagoon of the SubGenius Managers *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Heart-Pounding *** Fu Manchu's Masked Mermaids *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICON!!!
Cheers,
joe