Joe's Shifty Web Page

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou unmuzzled tardy-gaited baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny milk-livered codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 1:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"Criticism comes easier than creativity"
--Zeuxis

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Billionaire! New from Fisher-Price.  

Cheers,
joe