Catfish's Perpetually Fluctuating Crap

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-Bob the Angry Flower

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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 504:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo

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