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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | ### Sonic Tots On the Block ### Will Be Appearing at These Waihyip Places: 12/3 A Street Corner In Main South 6/31 Your Village's Bandstand 10/24 The Rat Call (641) 555-2973 for more info! | You won't want to miss this evening's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Ticked Lemon Curry JRUDP Questioned Spigot One Mile Staples Front 131 . . . with Beelzebub walking a Flaming Tightrope! Call (258) 555-7293 for tickets! |
Rockin' the house this year - Diving Finger with Getal and Copper Prick!! Call 555-3158 for tickets! | Red Confuflux fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of mosh: 505 Nation |
Cheers,
joe