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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sir Morgan's Cove extended set this Friday. Five hours of Spruce Hill Call (579) 555-4988 for tickets! | Tearing down the walls this Monday - Druid Position with Watch City Monk Super-Stars and Quadriplegic Lemurs!! |
Live at Joe's Place!
Ceep Blue
with
Guitarists United Against Nuclear Power!
Chemical Rumpus!
and The Saucetones!
| Appearing for one time only this weekend - Tiger Socks with Widget and Morning Teens!! |
Cheers,
joe