Beware the HEADLESS COW!

There have been reports of a terrifying new creature menacing innocent gweepers.

"This reporter has not seen anything this scary since the Hubble Space Telescope. "

"I have not seen anything like it since the Reagan Assassination Attempt. "

"I'm Cookie Wallace, WKUM News. Back to you. "

Reload this page (or cower and hide for fifteen minutes) to feel the terror again.

Be sure to check out the NEW Headless Cow Comix!

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo