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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
Hand Drill for Mutant Captain Blood!
From Fisher-Price Corp's Bob Flumere HEADLESS COW!!!!-Skin Shoes series.
Still legal in three states!

New from Coleco!
Gunk for Jungle Homemaker Action Figure

It's Kathy Lee Crosby! New from Lockheed-Martin.

It's Poopy Monica Rooinsky Swims! New, from Bandai Corp.
Still legal in three states!

It's Advanced Joe Provo Cries! New, from Atari.
May cause discoloration of carpets, furniture and pets.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo